No, this is not a subject in any way related to the one Arwen wrote about a few days ago.
This is a post about a bikini wax. And not just any bikini wax, a brazilian bikini wax. That’s where instead of just waxing the hair off that would appear on the outside of a typical bathing suit bottom, they take all the hair off between your navel and the top of your ass crack, save for a landing strip or small triangle if you want one. I am now one hundred and ten percent convinced that the entire country of Brazil is a nation of Massochistic Sadists who like nothing more than to torture their citizens in the name of good swimwear.
That being said though, the most painful part of it was the part where a traditional bikini wax would be done anyway – so I’m glad I decided to go whole hog and just get it all done. So maybe those Brazilians are onto something afterall.
In any case, if you ever wanted to know where to go, see Parvin at New Mondo salon. She’s all business (as I prefer things to be with people who are not in my intimate circle while they’re accessing my special places) and really made me feel comfortable – which is not an easy thing to do while inflicting pain on someone as they’ve got their knees around their ears (unless they showed up expressly for that purpose). We discussed my piercing, the weather, and she gave me the sage advice that I should take it easy today, and not let my boyfriend anywhere near it until he takes me out for dinner and a night on the town 🙂
It’s still sore and ouchy at this point (2 hours after it was done) but again, worst in the areas where you’d get a regular bikini wax anyway. I might report again later if I’m not dead asleep.
And no, you can not see, and there will be no pictures.
UPDATE: 8:33pm – had an epsom salts bath – still sore and achey, but less picky and sticky. We’ll see how it is in the morning.
hahaha i wanted to see what it looks like iuno why….no im not a pervert but do they actually mean like a thin strip of hair…like going…down??? thats um…..unique…i remeber in 4th grade where my teacher told us hair was to keep us warm and then someone asked is pubic hair for that too??…yes wonderful moment….
I’m so doing this now.. *grins* You are a brave woman!
Sue: The great forces that created us as humans put hair there when we were all running around naked and eating bugs. Peechie’s just cheating/getting ahead of evolution 😉
good on you, peechie. having hair down there is a tragedy, in my eyes. 😀
if i could, i’d get rid of it all permanently.
Why? WHY I say?
THe great forces that created us as humans put hair there. For a reason, I’m sure. Why go messing with a good thing?
curious, what made ya decide to do the brazilian wax? and isn’t the brazilian wax where ALL the hair is gone..you dont even get a landing strip?
Hmm…this is encouraging. I had just a regular bikini wax done a little while ago, and I don’t think it hurt much at all. Maybe the whole shebang* won’t be so bad after all.
*What a horrible word! Mental images of Ricky Martin and/or strap-ons. hehe :p
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damn.