… that bikini wax was the DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER DONE!!!
Although the “important bits” actually do feel pretty fine (although that just means they’re not screaming in agony – not that they ever really reached soft-as-a-baby’s-bottom status), the actual bikini area is right fucked. It feels and looks like the worst case of razor burn *ever*. If I dug up a rusty straight razor from some prospector’s cabin in the woods abandoned since the Gold Rush days, and used the foam from the mouth of a rabid dog as shaving cream, and used *that* as my method of hair removal, I probably would’ve had more success.
I’ve been applying copious amounts of Lidocane cream in an attempt to ease the suffering of my poor crotch, but it hasn’t seemed to kick in yet. Needless to say, I’m NOT impressed, and will NEVER do this again.
UPDATE: 12:14pm – The lidocane cream is starting to kick in – and I’m wearing much more crotch friendly pants today (although underwear in any shape or form is still a no no).
I’m a big fan of no hair down there in the first place – although I do leave a “landing strip” because I don’t want to look 12. I figured a brazilian might be a more efficient way to achieve that look without the near daily maintenance, and the in-shower contortion act.
why did you do this in the first place? what’s wrong with the straight up bikini wax? if your answer has to do with wearing a thong to the beach maybe then i’d understand, but hardly. (i’ve never had any problems with standard bikini waxes – but i would never go so bare as the brazilian)
awww, I feel bad for you, but i’m giggling over your description!
fucking priceless peechie.
you speak for all (normal) women here and your voice needs to be heard loud and clear. (and so i’ve shamelessly stolen your content… mmmkay?)
Sue: ditto. 😉
Wax is for eyebrows! And even that’s only because I’m too wussy to pluck. 😉
all I have to say is: vindicated.
trim all you want, but I say keep the wax the HELL away from your privates.
oh lordy! just your description sends me shivers. lets not talk (or mention) this again!
Couple of things i’ve heard of that work exceedingly well: hemorrhoid cream (shrinks swollen tissues?). Alternately, baby cream. Apparently they’re increadibly soothing to that particular area when you do strange things to it.
Just somthing i picked up here and there.
eep! Guess I wont do it then !!
I have such ‘sensitive’ girl bits…
Good heavens hon, i’m sorry you’re suffering.
I’ve definitely used the cream before after shaving the bikini line, and it’s worked like a charm. But the difference between the levels of damage that have been done are like comparing throwing a baseball through a window, to 9/11.
have you considered that you might actually be having an allergic reaction to the lidocane creme ? Have you used this stuff before ?