Ok, so the back of my ear was feeling a bit funky, and had some gunk on it, so I start feeling it up etc.
I pull my hand back – red.
The hairdresser cut my ear. It’s a tiny nick, and I didn’t even feel it when it happened. She does a razor cut, so it’s just a wee baby slice; not like she scissored a chunk out of my ear.
BUT SERIOUSLY – CAN I JUST STOP BLEEDING FROM EVERYWHERE NOW? JUST ONE BLEEDING-FREE DAY IS ALL I ASK.
At this rate I’ll have to go from giving blood to receiving it.
The little cuts are the ones that bleed the most, too. And then when they eventually stop bleeding, they itch and hurt. Little bastards.