I received a wee lambasting from the boy yesterday after I confessed to the internets he has really smelly armpits.
Actually, he wasn’t upset about that at all (he didn’t even mention it). But what he would like you all to know is that technically his last name is a little further up in the alphabet than mine (Wa- instead of Wi-), and he also really didn’t mean it and felt really, REALLY bad about the whole piercing thing, and it was totally unintentional and more of a “tug” than a “rip.”
I suppose my blogging hyperbole is something that could be on his list of “things I’m sticking around through, despite their complete, total and utter awfulness.”
And because I’m still feeling listy, here are a few other things I think would be on his list:
-Girl can not stay awake through a movie started any time past 8:00pm
-Is reluctant to operate a standard transmission without supervision
-Is unbearably cranky in the mornings
-Does not enjoy the Simpsons
-Has only seen 3% of movies worth watching, released since 1994, and doesn’t care
-Falls asleep with the TV on
-Is far, far cuter than him, and knows it
-Will defend the goodness of KD to the death!
Of course, if he would get his darn blog up and running again (at the behest of so many readers besides myself), perhaps he could make his own freakin’ list!
I guess that means there’s one more item:
-Will use blog post instead of actual conversation to nag s.o. into getting things done.
“Has only seen 3% of movies worth watching, released since 1994, and doesn’t care.”
I wouldn’t worry about this one–it’s very common. Movies appeal (and, I guess, are made to appeal) more to men than women.
What can I say? I like sitting alone in the dark.
Hahah ditto on the movie thing. Drives him nuts that there are all these old “great movies” that I have no interest in seeing.
KD ROX!!!
Hrmmm… Good idea on the list. Perhaps we should do our own! Might be fun.
Then again, maybe not! Ha!
Looking forward to seeing you and the boy on Saturday night… Gonna be a total blast!
I can’t say I’m one for the KD. It got me through childhood and university, but now my body craves food with nutritional value. Maybe it’s old age setting in.
Mmmm . . . KD. I had KD for lunch today. Working a half day is bad for the wallet, but makes for some good lunches!
of all the places to run into you, Peechie..
body odour can be affected considerably by diet: if you don’t believe me, try making a curry with a significant amount of fenugreek (methi) seed or leaf in it, and then compare body odour for next 4 days with the smell of the seeds/leaves when toasted.
So bearing that thought in mind .. has significant other been secretly chewing John McEnroe’s shoes?
happy spelunking.. my very own single cave arrives in 2 weeks.. 24 feet and 1 inch of blackness all the way from Ontario.. 🙂