Today is a good day in my world.
In fact, I’m in such a good mood, I’m going to do something completely uncharacteristic.
Blog about cats!
If you know me well enough, you know that usually the best thing I have to say about cats is that they “taste good with rice and teriyaki sauce.”
But I found a cat video that I actually liked enough to a) make me want a cat to do this with, and b) want to share with you!
So go forth, and check out this YouTube video.
Embedding has been “disabled by request,” but I assure you, it’s worth the clickthrough.
That is so wrong, sad, and evil. Poor kitty.
Now I feel bad for laughing.
What about cats who like your nipple? Are they okay?
Chris: I would love to put Boots through the Kitty Washer.
Er… “I… love… Boots….”
Oh My God…I can’t believe I *EVER* let you cat-sit.
dearheart: but, but! you should see the scars I got from sitting on your cat for two whole weeks!
*That* is why cats will randomly take full-claw-extension swipes at people who walk past them. They talk to one another telepathically, and they know if you laughed.
Poor kitty…
You are officially never allowed to be left unattended with my cats. That was the worst thing I’ve seen in ages!! I had to hug Dexter and Roo and promise them not to let Aunty Jen near them with her evil sense of humour!
I wouldn’t go so far as to say that cats don’t need baths (my cats fortunately have never come face-to-ass with a skunk) but it’s definitely not something I’d do except in extreme circumstances. And that machine is just inhumane!
oh i loved it!!!!
but poor kitty….i’m afraid if i had a cat and did that it would be tramatized….!!!!
ROMALOL!
What they said…I can’t believe I left my cat alone with you :p
I’ve noticed that cat owners tend to be horrified, and non-cat owners tend to laugh their asses off.
I sent this to one of my coworkers. Conveniently, his cat looks almost exactly the same as the one in the video.
Yep, I’m going to hell.
I’m not big on cats, but I have to say that that video was pretty sickening. Adding “Under The Sea” as the soundtrack seemed kind of jackassish and smarmy. The fact that it all seems to have been put together by the cat’s owner(s) makes it all the worse.
You should warn people when linking to stuff like that, it’s quite disturbing to many of us.
Here, since that one was SO FUNNY, why not celebrate this one too:
Haven’t you always wanted to do this to a dog?
I, for one, thought it was hilarious, as did my colleagues. And I’d say Jen’s preamble about cats tasting good with teriyaki sauce was a fair warning for what lay ahead. Keep on posting the good stuff, Jen!
I have 3 fur-balls and if we had a cat-washing machine around here like that, I would definately do it if it had a flea bath option, since two of them go outside in the summer.
The only thing I would worry about is how fast the cat would try to escape once the door was opened.
The “spa” looks like a much better option than my arm getting clawed to crap trying to hold them in the bathtub. Plus, after all that exercise they’d have a really nice nap all the way home instead of howling through the entire car ride.
My cats would actually GET a bath if one of these were in my town!
People who think it’s hilarious to spoof kicking a dog might want to see if they find this hilarious too: http://www.v4a.org/?q=node/217
Extreme animal-lovers and/or sensitive folk need not visit the link above. No sense preaching to the converted.