Home Depot
Who art kinda far away out there in suburbia
Hallowed be a good parking spot
Thy customer service come
When the self-checkout machine throws a fit
With store pricing
Hopefully the same as on the internet
And give us this day that usually out of stock item
And forgive us our impatience
Because we’ve been waiting
By the key-cutting station for assistance
For seventeen minutes
And lead us not to the wrong side of the store
But deliver us to the shower-curtain rods
(which, incidentally, should logically be near shower and bath enclosures, not closet organizers)
For thine is a ridiculous sum of cash
So I can finally have some shelving
And a programmable thermostat
For ever and ever,
Amen.
This is hilarious. You’ve got some talent in the prayer writing department.
“And forgive us our impatience
Because we’ve been waiting
By the key-cutting station for assistance
For seventeen minutes”
Ain’t that the truth..there is never anyone at that station..ever.
ugh, we redid the bathroom last fall and spent waaaay too much time at the Depot. I’m on a self-imposed exile from that place for, I dunno, a few more decades anyway. If you must go – the West Van one is nice.
Even more frustrating is getting the key cut, taking it home and discovering it doesn’t work!….sigh
LMAO…sending this to the BF.