Polarity

I have come to the conclusion that there are only two kinds of dates. Good ones, and Bad ones. And I just had a “good one” and it’s making me smile more than it probably should. And I’m ok with that. But if you know me, you should call me sometime this Monday to Wednesday … Continue reading Polarity

Hey Mr. DJ

An Open Letter to the Five “big” local FM stations: Dear DJs, Can we stop with the sad songs each and every song all day long today? Even the rock station is playing weepy Emo songs. And when the country station is starting to sound the most optimistic – well there’s a problem. I’ve really … Continue reading Hey Mr. DJ

Kiss Off

Preamble: watching Friday Night Lights, pondering the trials and tribulations (and memories) of living in a small town where the biggest goal is getting out (and also lusting after Tim McGraw), in a disgustingly popular movie theatre, where miraculously, it is less than 25% full and nobody is being annoying… yet…

(unspoken thoughts italicized in parentheses)

Her: Engrossed in movie
Him: “blah blah something something”
rinse and repeat 3 times or until thoroughlly peeved

Her: Engrossed in movie
Him: “blah blah something else”
Her: “SHHH!!!”
15 minutes later…
Her: Just getting back into movie
Him: “blah blah something something”
Her: (DIE.)

Fast Forward to car ride home…
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Wing-person

Eric writes about the emergence of going hunting in pairs – one man and one woman – to get a better “in” with the opposite sex. This plan has always backfired for me (as someone with a lot of male friends, I know all too well how much this doesn’t work). But good on anyone who can make it fly.

The part I’m more interested in though, is his commentary at the end re: Hot girls’ annoying friends. My question is this: Is the annoying quotient of said girl’s friends directly proportionate to her hotness? I’ve got some really annoying friends, and am hoping that those odds stack up in my favour.
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Next!

I forgot how much a date can feel like an audition or a job interview. And I was just not on my game tonight. Mostly because I’m tired and cranky. I did get flowers though, which makes me smile 🙂 And I don’t think he thought I suck entirely – so perhaps we can try … Continue reading Next!

Shameless Hussy

These days I have been a busy, busy girl, spending much of my free time with some boys who’d like to get to know me a little better. And it’s absolutely torturous, because at this point, I can’t spew out little stories here to entartain myself (and hopefully anyone else who might read this). In … Continue reading Shameless Hussy