Lost & Found

Are you all gossipping about me yet? Are you whispering amongst yourselves, wondering where the dating stories have gone, and who this mysterious “boy” is whose presence I’ve mentioned a few times? Or do you just not give a damn? Because the comments have been veeeeeery quiet of late. I will tell you this much: … Continue reading Lost & Found

Must Haves

Though I decided to lay low since the Firefighter fiasco, and have sworn off internet dating, I do have a date tonight. So far the 8-ball points to a good time. But I was reminded of one of my particular neuroses as I was “date-i-fying” my purse before I left the house this morning. Normally … Continue reading Must Haves

Conversation

Conversation with a friend, as a followup to yesterday’s post (illustrating why I’ll be single for the foreseeable future…). Friend: A ballroom dancing club is probably a good idea. Lots of guys are there to pick up women. Self: Yes, and a LOT of women are there to pick up men. Friend: That’s true, you’d … Continue reading Conversation

Special Talent

One thing that makes it really easy for me to come up with the Ridiculously High Standards is the fact that while some women make excuses for why they should stay with someone, I am unequalled in my ability to talk myself out of any potential dating/relationship scenario. I can go from naming babies and … Continue reading Special Talent

Freebie

So, we all have these stories, right? That early on “the night everything went horribly wrong” date. The date that either signifies the beginning of the end, or turns into one of those stories that everyone laughs about a few years down the road. Please tell me everyone has those stories! Because (another) one of … Continue reading Freebie