Occasional musings from a Left-coast Canadian ExPat in Oxford.
These days I have been a busy, busy girl, spending much of my free time with some boys who’d like to get to know me a little better. And it’s absolutely torturous, because at this point, I can’t spew out little stories here to entartain myself (and hopefully anyone else who might read this). In … Continue reading Shameless Hussy
So much stuff happening today. And yet all I can think about are those tiny freckles I can only see when my eyes are two inches from his face. Kissing should be illegal. It just turns me into a complete basketcase. Continue reading I’m just a girl
And just like that… a shitty morning can turn into a beautiful afternoon. And if you know me, feel free to call for the juicy details. Mmmm… juicy…. Continue reading *po0f*
…cry a tiny tear, and I’ll be done. I can’t take you back, but I can’t let you go either. Nobody said it would be easy… but they didn’t say it would be this hard either. Someone send liquor and chocolate asap. Continue reading Just let me…
\Hy*per”bo*le\, n. [L., fr. Gr?, prop., an overshooting, excess, fr. Gr. ? to throw over or beyond; “ype`r over + ? to throw. See Hyper-, Parable, and cf. Hyperbola.] (Rhet.) A figure of speech in which the expression is an evident exaggeration of the meaning intended to be conveyed, or by which things are represented … Continue reading Hyperbole
WARNING: GRATUITOUS SEX POST well, not really, but you’ve been warned. Sortof. So I’m at the grocery store tonight picking up some turkey (they were out when I went last night) and I wander past the pharmacy section, and figure I should pick up some personal lubricant for use with my personal “massagers.” Shut up. … Continue reading Me So Horny Dorky
There’s a hole in my heart today. I guess that’s what happens when you have time to slow down and think about things. And as much as they deserve to be as far gone as they can right now, I wish my parents would hurry up and come home. I need my mom. Until then… … Continue reading Hole
I watched Anything Else last night, since it was the latest thing to arrive from dvdflix.ca. The movie had been totally hyped as a Jason Biggs movie (think American Pie), and I really can’t stand Christina Ricci – so I didn’t have huge hopes for it. Someone neglected to mention along the way, however, that … Continue reading Anything Else
Now that my brain fog has cleared a little bit, I’ve been pondering a few questions: What’s an appropriate time after ending a 4 year relationship to start dating? Where on earth does one meet normal people to date? How do you know you’ve passed “rebound” phase? Is a having a rebound relationship necessary, or … Continue reading How do you Know?
Oh yah, and another thing… Why on earth do I have to get sick now, when I have no boyfriend to whine to, and come over and make me tea and rub my feet, and grab me in inappropriate places so I can pretend it pisses me off but secretly love how he loves me … Continue reading Addendum
People who have heard me bitch about my boyfriend will have most likely heard me call him the “most selfish person I know” – this is the cause of much of our grief. Then he does something so uncharacteristic and full of love it reminds me why it works out between us. He regularly receives … Continue reading Surprises!
So, I picked today to tell my parents that my boyfriend is moving in.
This is going to be a doozie folks, so grab a beverage, and settle in….
Continue reading “from bad to worse”