Category: Bitchin’

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Tire Biter?

This one’s for the boys. Hear that boys? I have a problem! This is where you solve it in the comments! Isn’t that what your species does when us wimmens complain? Ok, hop to it… In case you hadn’t noticed, I’m a girl. The other thing you may not have noticed is that I like … Continue reading Tire Biter?

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Tip

Here’s a hint for all y’all, cuz I’m nice like that. When you’re thinking that before bed you need to a) suffer through the dental death that is Crest Whitestrips for 30 minutes and b) take some ibuprofin for this wicked, killer, mean and nasty headache you’ve got going on… Well maybe you wanna do … Continue reading Tip

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Pre-View

I woke up a couple days ago with a headache that would. not. leave. I figured it was just because I’d dehydrated myself partying a little too hard or something – what with the hockey games and concerts and work and rowing and bad weather and not going outside and yadda yadda yadda. I figured … Continue reading Pre-View

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With Room

I am a morning person. Sortof. I do love being up early, making coffee, watching the world start to wake up around me. In fact, I strongly believe that a road trip isn’t a road trip unless it begins before sunrise. I only wish I could actually FUNCTION in the mornings I love so much. … Continue reading With Room

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T.G.I.E.F

And lo, I have dubbed today “Emo Friday.” I am in a mood thanks to my ladyparts, and it’s grey outside, and it’s chilly, and the leaves are falling off the trees, and I saw a very good but very sobering movie last night (Lord of War), and can you think of anything better to … Continue reading T.G.I.E.F

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Open Letter

To the Stunned Cunt in the Parking Garage: Considering I was carrying a huge mesh sack of laundry, two large (heavy!) Ikea bags full of stuff, a 5′ long cardboard poster tube, had a purse slung over one shoulder, and an overnight bag over the other, and had the exhausted look of one who has … Continue reading Open Letter