Dinner

Q: How do you know you’re really hungry? A: When the people at the sushi place give you two sets of chopsticks for the take-out you ordered just for yourself. Continue reading Dinner

Foodie

Check it out, the top 50 things every foodie should do! Admittedly, I haven’t done many of them. Mine include: 3) Dismember a chicken – not as difficult as it looks. The secret is having a really kickass cleaver and a good, strong, unapologetic chop! 13) Learn how to make a dry martini – the … Continue reading Foodie

Pig.

I just went for Indian buffet for lunch. Now I’m ready to pass out from a butter chicken coma, and so bloated I may have to undo my pants (which is saying a lot, because these pants already happen to be a smidge too big). But it hurts sooooooo goooood. Continue reading Pig.