Occasional musings from a Left-coast Canadian ExPat in Oxford.
Seems this whole “living alone” thing has addled my brain. Instead of doing what I normally do, except alone, I’ve turned into a total bachelor. Not bachelorette… bachelor. A list of things I have done, that I am not proud of, so far this month: 1. Made Kraft Dinner with cut up hot dogs and … Continue reading She’s the Man
Ray’s outta here.
Locks are Changed.
I am currently dancing naked through the middle of everywhere.
Life is grand! Continue reading “GONE!!!”
Why I need to be rid of my damn roommate. I just got out of the shower (yes, at 2:48pm.. it’s vacation!). I am covered in lotion that is absorbing. I am thirsty. I can either get my robe all sticky and gooey with lotion remnants, and go get some water, or sit here and … Continue reading Reason #987134
I was realizing the other day that my oven looks pretty gross inside. I should clean it. I hate cleaning the oven. But if the Christmas baking is to be done, so must the oven cleaning. Except I decided to make a roast the other day. And the oven, she gave up! So I called … Continue reading If you can’t take the heat…
I don’t really have much of anything to say. I’ve been busy at work tying everything up before I make it a long weekend and scamper off to a wintry wonderland for some much needed R & R. This will mark the first time since June that I’ve spent more than 1 full day away … Continue reading Tidbit
This, my friends, is the way things should be. Sitting in a nice, quiet apartment with laundry going, a glass of wine in hand (and about half the bottle on the counter waiting to be consumed), tapping on the laptop in front of the TV. In my underwear. ALONE. (except for that crazy cat of … Continue reading The Way of Things
To the Stunned Cunt in the Parking Garage: Considering I was carrying a huge mesh sack of laundry, two large (heavy!) Ikea bags full of stuff, a 5′ long cardboard poster tube, had a purse slung over one shoulder, and an overnight bag over the other, and had the exhausted look of one who has … Continue reading Open Letter