FYI

Just so y’all are aware, I live with a thieving thief! I know that back in the day he was initially interested in me because of this blog. And it’s obvious he already stole my heart. But did he have to steal the Water Cooler water too? Continue reading FYI

What’s Up?

People, you will not BELIEVE who emailed me yesterday. The Firefighter. New to the WaterCooler? Want to re-live my night of horror? Go back and (re-)read that post. I’ll wait. Finished? Let’s carry on then. The email was very brief: Subject: Long Time… Body: Haven’t talked to you in months. What’s new? Hmm…. let’s see… … Continue reading What’s Up?

Filler

Effing hell, I nearly forgot to blog today! NaBloPoMo almost got me, but lo, I’ve made it nearly halfway! Not that I have anything interesting to say mind you – but according to the rules, I have to put something here, so here you have it. Since I don’t really have anything of substance to … Continue reading Filler

Cringe

It can never be a good thing when I have No One Cares What You Had for Lunch: 100 Ideas for Your Blog and an old diary in the same room. In the spirit of Suggestion #7 – Examine Your Paperwork, I give you you, my diary entry from January 23rd, 1995 (I was 14.5 … Continue reading Cringe

Missed Missed Connection

I’m surprised I haven’t seen this on Craigslist yet, so I figured I’d put it here myself. You: Hot, short-haired girl in grey slacks, black pumps and a black sweater, carrying take-out across the intersection of Broadway at Oak. Me: Dude on the bus stopped at the intersection. That was a pretty fantastic trip you … Continue reading Missed Missed Connection