Go Here Now

Go watch this. Take the 8 minutes. It’s the closest you’ll come to watching your life flash before your eyes without actually dying. http://oak.psych.gatech.edu/~epic/ UPDATE: (10:03pm) Now that the glow has worn off, it seems that after re-reading my description above, I was perhaps a bit overenthusiastic about the significance of the piece. I can’t … Continue reading Go Here Now

Mr. Computer

Received this in my email today and just had to share: A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ”House” for instance, is feminine: ”la casa.” ”Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.” A student asked, ”What gender is ‘computer’?” Instead of giving … Continue reading Mr. Computer

Sellin’ Puppies

What do you do when the main database at work has to incur an “emergency shutdown” (fancy words for – oh shit, oracle’s broken here…)? Ok, what do you do after you’ve read every news article, Fark post and RSS feed that holds the tiniest promise of interest? Then what do you do when you’ve … Continue reading Sellin’ Puppies

Merry Christmas

Barrington Bunny -Martin Bell Once upon a time, in a large forest, there lived a very furry bunny. He had one lop ear, a tiny black nose, and unusually shiny eyes. His name was Barrington. Barrington was not really a very handsome bunny. He was brown and speckled, and his ears didn’t stand up right. … Continue reading Merry Christmas

Back When

Fun song lyrics of the week: Back when a “Ho” was a Hoe Coke was a Coke And crack’s what you were doin’ When you were crackin’ jokes Back when a screw was a screw The wind was all that blew And when you said “I’m down with that” It meant you had the flu … Continue reading Back When

Ironical?

There’s a song on the local country station (SHUTUP!) lately that’s really catchy and burnin’ up the charts etc. so I hear it a few times a day. It’s called Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson. The premise of the song is that she is indeed proud to be a Redneck and talks about drinking beer, … Continue reading Ironical?

bum wars

I have just come to the realization that I am a bum. I do not take well to the life of a bum. Bums can feel okay sitting around all day, watching tv, eating convenience food, and accomplishing as little as possible. Like a bum, I engage in all of these activities on a (now) … Continue reading bum wars

Canuckleheads

I’m not entirely sure how to feel about the Canucks right now. Before you bandwagon riders call me a traitor, or you non-fans call me a bandwagon-jumper-on-and-offer I will say that I’ve always been a fan, just not a fanatic. I always hope for the best, but I am a realist. In any case, I’d … Continue reading Canuckleheads