Occasional musings from a Left-coast Canadian ExPat in Oxford.
I’m just taking a break from this very busy thing called life to remind you of something very important: It is exactly one week until my birthday. You may now commence preparations for extravagent gifting. Other than that, I’ve been working a lot, sleeping a lot and lusting over my car. She’s still at the … Continue reading Countdown
I just bought the car. Gasp. Details to follow. For now, I’m going to hyperventilate, then consume large quantities of alcohol. Continue reading Pedestrian
1. The Car is being inspected today. Please send her some good juju so I don’t have to feel guilty about buying her anyway if I find out something is terribly wrong (because I just can’t go through all of this again). 2. Despite the awkwardness in heels (because really, even real women have trouble … Continue reading Morning Observations
Rude Cactus mentioned he’d like to see some Monday Haikus in his comments. I’ve left one there, but thought I’d share it with everyone here as well: two short days away returning, what do i find? shit happened. uh oh. And now, in the spirit of the haiku, I must to and try to clean … Continue reading Monday Haiku
Watching these shorts was definitely 15 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. “Trapped” is a five-part musical soap opera about a guy who wakes up after a one-night stand and has to hide in the closet when the woman’s husband comes home. The song was designed to be released bit by bit as … Continue reading Trapped in the Closet
And here it is… my last day at the unrewarding cube-farm. For those who were wondering, my better judgement won out this morning, and the kahlua stayed home. And now I bring to you, the LAST DAY OF THIS DAMN JOB RANDOM 10! Lots of repeats from the last couple weeks I’m sure, because I … Continue reading I’m Outta Here Random 10
After days of hearing the hype, I just watched the Paris Hilton Carl’s Jr. commercial. Meh. For those not in the know, the commercial consists of Paris in a Bikini, washing a Bentley and chowing on a Carl’s Jr. burger of some sort. She’s a pretty girl and all, but falls far short of that … Continue reading That’s Hot