Toast

Apparently when they say “don’t overheat the magic bag” they aren’t kidding. I tossed mine in the microwave for about 6 minutes (instructions recommend 2 minutes max) figuring it’d just be really hot when it came out. Apparently if you do that, they will burn. It didn’t start on fire, but now the entire apartment … Continue reading Toast

Starvination

As I lay in bed last night, with the bowl of dry cereal on my chest, using my chin to tip dry Special K into my gaping maw, I felt a wee twinge when Darren Barefoot mentioned that he was doing the 30 Hour Famine to help support 3rd world children who don’t have Special … Continue reading Starvination

Go Here Now

Go watch this. Take the 8 minutes. It’s the closest you’ll come to watching your life flash before your eyes without actually dying. http://oak.psych.gatech.edu/~epic/ UPDATE: (10:03pm) Now that the glow has worn off, it seems that after re-reading my description above, I was perhaps a bit overenthusiastic about the significance of the piece. I can’t … Continue reading Go Here Now

Mr. Computer

Received this in my email today and just had to share: A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ”House” for instance, is feminine: ”la casa.” ”Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.” A student asked, ”What gender is ‘computer’?” Instead of giving … Continue reading Mr. Computer