Sellin’ Puppies

What do you do when the main database at work has to incur an “emergency shutdown” (fancy words for – oh shit, oracle’s broken here…)? Ok, what do you do after you’ve read every news article, Fark post and RSS feed that holds the tiniest promise of interest? Then what do you do when you’ve … Continue reading Sellin’ Puppies

Merry Christmas

Barrington Bunny -Martin Bell Once upon a time, in a large forest, there lived a very furry bunny. He had one lop ear, a tiny black nose, and unusually shiny eyes. His name was Barrington. Barrington was not really a very handsome bunny. He was brown and speckled, and his ears didn’t stand up right. … Continue reading Merry Christmas

Back When

Fun song lyrics of the week: Back when a “Ho” was a Hoe Coke was a Coke And crack’s what you were doin’ When you were crackin’ jokes Back when a screw was a screw The wind was all that blew And when you said “I’m down with that” It meant you had the flu … Continue reading Back When

Ironical?

There’s a song on the local country station (SHUTUP!) lately that’s really catchy and burnin’ up the charts etc. so I hear it a few times a day. It’s called Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson. The premise of the song is that she is indeed proud to be a Redneck and talks about drinking beer, … Continue reading Ironical?