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Open Letter to the HNG

Hi HNG, As much as you try to come off as a normal person, you do things that disturb me. If we can not have a conversation without you making reference to sexual innuendo and/or inquiries about my panties, I do not want to talk with you anymore. And I certainly do NOT want to … Continue reading Open Letter to the HNG

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(Old) New Music

Where the hell have I been? I snagged this little gem off of Darren Barefoot’s site, and was pleasantly amazed and surprised. For some stupid reason, I always thought that Van Morrison belonged in amongst the ranks of Van Halen. So this morning, I tuned up the ol’ file sharing program, and went on the … Continue reading (Old) New Music

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Oh Sure…

…now that my day is over, you all pick *now* to start updating your blogs. I really could’ve used the distraction earlier in the day while I was stuffing envelopes. In any case, have a pleasant weekend! Continue reading Oh Sure…

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Feed Me Seymour!

So, bizarrely enough, today I am STARVING. For no good reason. I’ve done exactly the same (actually less, since I didn’t walk to work) this morning as I do most mornings. And I’ve eaten the same. The only difference is that instead of a coffee, I had an AlkaSelzer with Caffeine & ASA. I also … Continue reading Feed Me Seymour!

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CRAP

I knew as I was leaving the house at 6 tonight that I was forgetting *something*. I’ve been back home for about an hour, and I just realized what it was… I FORGOT TO TAPE CANADIAN IDOL! Dammit. Continue reading CRAP

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Am I Good Enough?

Are you good enough to get into heaven? Courtesy of the lovely frog mama, the definitive answer on whether you’ll go to heaven, or spend an eternity listening to Kirk Cameron read scripture. Directions: 1. Go Here 2. Select “High Speed” 3. Click “No” to Take Kirk’s Quiz 4. Go to hell. Go straight to … Continue reading Am I Good Enough?