Blank

I’ve been wanting to post all day, but I can’t decide what to write. The strange and sudden appearance of the sun has whitewashed my brain. So I’ll just do this meme instead. Stolen from cdnGEEK.

1. Full Name: Jennifer Norma Antoinette (last name omitted)

2. Who were you named after: Jennifer after my Paternal Great Grandmother Winnifred (both are a derivative of the name Guenevere), Norma after my Paternal Grandmother, Antoinette after my Maternal Grandmother – all of the living linear female ancestors at the time of my birth.

3. Which finger is your favorite? My right pinky, because I can make it click funny.
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Dumb and Dummerererer

So I was walking home from the skytrain tonight at about 9pm. I left the house 12 hours ago to head for the bar to watch the Superbowl.

Amazing 4th quarter.

And it’s funny how sitting around and doing nothing for 12 hours can completely exhaust a person.

Anyway, back to my story.

So I’m walking down the street, fiddling with everything in my pocket (no gloves, hands were cold) which includes my pepper spray on my keychain. There were cops at the bank up the street, since the alarm had gone off there, and I was imagining how I would use the pepper spray and my eleet kung-fu skills to disarm the fugitive who would certainly immediately bust out of the bank, run down the street, then try to use me for a hostage (this is what I think about when I have no walkman to distract me).

Of course that didn’t happen, and I made it home without incident.

Until I walked into the bathroom….
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Friday Five

You have just won one million dollars: 1. Who do you call first? Brian, Family 2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself? A really extravagant dinner, and a very expensive bottle of scotch. 3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else? I’d pay off my parents’ house, buy them, … Continue reading Friday Five

Movie Meme

From sn0wangel, who took it from somewhere else.

The ones I’ve seen are in bold and I’ll warn you, I’m really bad at catching movies that I should make a point of watching):

1. Snatch
2. 25th Hour
3. Godfather I II III
4. Memento
5. Roxanne
6. Shallow Grave
7. Nightmare Before Christmas
8. Jackie Brown
9. Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
10. Formula 51
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Invisible

So, I’m feeling totally invisible lately. Nobody calls, nobody emails, nobody comments on my blog. I haven’t even gotten that new worm virus email – that’s how invisible I am! Thankfully, all is not lost. My mom knit me a lovely new scarf, and had my dad deliver it this morning on my way to … Continue reading Invisible

Bikini Challenge

You know, it’s a whole lot easier to stick with a fitness plan when you’ve got a concrete goal to strive for. In this case, it’s the Mexico Bikini Challenge. 124 days and counting. The last thing I want to bring back from paradise is hundreds of pictures of my floppy belly and cellulite buns … Continue reading Bikini Challenge

Friday Five

At this moment, what is your favorite… 1. …song? Polyphonic Spree – Light & Day 2. …food? Rigatoni Gorgonzola 3. …tv show? Nip Tuck 4. …scent? The smell of freshly baking bread as I walk past a bakery cafe in the mornings on my way to work 5. …quote? “There’s going to be a few … Continue reading Friday Five

Woah-oah Mexico

YIPPEE!@#$! My vacation plans for this year have officially been set in motion. Instead of basking in the dustbowl that is Merritt Mountainfest for a week in the summer, I’m going to MEXICO!@#$!@ I know. For some of you this isn’t a big deal. And the idea of spending a week in an all-inclusive resort … Continue reading Woah-oah Mexico

Gung Hey Fat Choy

Happy Chinese New Year to you all. And what a fantastic year it is – being the year of the monkey, my year (1980)!!! But, it’s not officially a stat (yet), so will all of you people who have not been updating your blogs all day please start!!! I’m bored here!!! (and I really like … Continue reading Gung Hey Fat Choy

the F-bomb

Today was so busy. I would even go so far as to call it Frantic! I couldn’t find time to finish going through my blogroll until I got home – and even then, just barely. Now it’s time to fly off to my first Yoga class. Unfortunately, I also have horrible gas today (that’s what … Continue reading the F-bomb