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Not being able to tell the difference on my morning commute between actual vagrants, and people dressed as vagrants. Seeing girls who use the day as an excuse to wear black lipstick and dress like a ho (sorry honey, that’s not a costume). Tiny children throwing tantrums because of the uncomfortable plush costumes their parents … Continue reading Fun things about Halloween

I have just decided (after being slightly inspired by Sue) that I need to go to the Ballet this season. Specifically the Nutcracker. Anyone wanna be my ballet buddy? Continue reading Ballet

Today I realized that one of the anonymous blogs out there that I read sometimes when nobody on my blogroll is updating is actually written by someone I know. And the hontesy and self-truth that this person is courageous enough to write with really amazes me. I like to think of myself as being one … Continue reading Well Adjusted

1. Name five things in your refrigerator. Beer, Skim Milk, Red Peppers, Eggs, Liverwurst 2. Name five things in your freezer. Salmon, Perogies, Freezies, Ice, Magic Bag 3. Name five things under your kitchen sink. Cat Food, Tea Towels, Vases, Garbage Bags, Dishwasher Detergent 4. Name five things around your computer. Dishes, Bills, Ibuprofin, Candles, … Continue reading Friday Five

…do I always end up with the Hot doctor (note the capital H) when I go into the clinic for my Birth Control injection? I wouldn’t mind, if I didn’t automatically get “vulnerable girl around hot successful witty man” syndrome. Said syndrome also increases about 12 fold when I’ve gotta bare my cellulite riddled arse … Continue reading Why…

I like Tea. This looks fun 🙂 You are Egyptian Licorice tea! Only the daring pickyou up at the market and sample a taste. Youhave a unique taste and are not foreveryone..yet once someone is attached, theyseem to stick around for the most part. Which flavor of tea are you? (with images) brought to you … Continue reading Tea Time

Yah, I’m still here. Just a little too tired to write lately. Deal with it. Continue reading Still here

*phew* I was really worried there for a moment, when my shaw modem suddenly died yesterday morning. I turn into a scary person when I have no internet. Thankfully I’m a smrt cookie, and managed to convince the support person (an errily nice and helpful one – he must be new) that it would be … Continue reading i <3 the interweb

I got this in my email last night, and instead of following the “rules” and sending it out to all of my friends, I’m just going to release it into the blogosphere. Feel free to copy and replicate on your own blog.
Continue reading “A Bit about Moi”

So, those cats I mentioned yesterday… they’re also lesbians. And not just any lesbians, but incestual lesbians. They’re half sisters. How did I discover this you ask? I’m sitting here at my computer, and in they come, and suddenly turn nose to tail (or lack thereof) and start licking eachother’s private bits. Strange, I think … Continue reading kitty kink

I’m cat-sitting for geekgirl this month while she endures the small hell that is showing, cleaning and packing her existing residence and looking for and moving into a new one. After a few days of the experience, I must say her babies are the sweetest and cutest things *ever*. And that’s saying a lot, considering … Continue reading Hot Hot Heat

When making potato-leek soup, peel potatoes, not fingers. Continue reading Note to self:

So I was planning on doing *things* today – but looking at the list of to do’s is just bringin’ me down. I always feel so tired lately. I would probably feel better if I got up and actually did the things I set out to do, or just bothered to sleep less and exercise … Continue reading Get off yer arse!

I just got my first piece of genuine totally from a stranger criticism (i think) on my blog. Unfortunately, it’s either cryptic, not related to the entry s/he posted on, or just that poorly written. It’s also by someone who cared enough to read back through almost two months of archives – so they were … Continue reading How’s *that* for cryptic

Someone feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it a constitutional right for us to be able to confrot our accuser in a court of law? I’ve always thought it was, and if it isn’t, it should be. A thief or murderer is given at least the illusion of a fair trial … Continue reading Caught by the Fuzz