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So I go outside to water my tomatoes and soak in a bit of the sun, and what do I find attached the roof of my balcony?

THIS:
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This isn’t for your average cinematic waste of 136 minutes though.

I’m just so impressed with Carmen Electra’s Fit to Strip that I had to write about it.

It’s not often that I can find a fitness video that a) has exercises that seem custom designed for me, and b) doesn’t annoy the fuck outta me.

This is a hard workout. I’m not in fantastic shape, but I’m probably at a slightly above average fitness/strength level. And this video kicks my ass. Never before has any program rendered me dripping and quivering (with sweat and exhaustion, perverts) after the first 20 minutes.
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Normally I’m not one who tends to rant about fashion trends. I mean heck, if you can pull it off, power to ya. The latest trends may not be for me, but I won’t begrudge anyone their trucker hats or leg warmers or whatever makes them feel good. But I have to draw the line. … Continue reading Fashion Rant

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Am I the only one who things the stupid 2.5 minute musical montages at the ends of most dramatic series shows is getting a little ridiculous? You can’t watch a show these days without some 10 year old top 40 hit blasting at the end while the protagonists stroll in slow motion through the jail/hospital/cold … Continue reading It’s not over until…

I’m home, I’m mostly rested, quite well-fed, and finally….. content. You see, I was planning on leaving the aforementioned job in short order. In fact, I had made the decision last weekend, and was slowly starting the job search. I suppose now I just need to speed that process up a little 🙂 Working for … Continue reading Breathe

And faster than you can say “start-up company,” the one I was working for folded. So as of 8am this morning, I find myself in need of a job. I’m smart and cute, and have a really nice reference letter, so I should be able to find something soon-ish. Nevertheless, anyone who has some leads, … Continue reading Pass the Kleenex