Occasional musings from a Left-coast Canadian ExPat in Oxford.
What Is Your Battle Cry? Zang! Who is that, stalking along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Peechie, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, her voice cometh: “I’m going to torment you in such an unsafe manner, I will be high on life for years to come!!” Find out!Enter … Continue reading Battle Cry
Q: Where does the fat from Lyposuction go? A: Into those gel wrist pads for keyboards/mice. Continue reading Question and Answer
I try to refrain from posting logs – but this one was just too precious. Some little peon begging my favour. A bit of background first: This guy is an absolute idiot, who identifies himself by the fact that he got angry, shook his child, and ended up in the slammer. He also claims to … Continue reading It’s not easy being me, but somebody’s gotta do it
Life: Hey Jen, what would you like more than anything tonight? Jen: A relaxing evening and a restful full night’s sleep Life: How ’bout some nausea with some insomnia tossed in for fun? Jen: Great. Asshat. Continue reading life’s a bitch.
I have a great need to focus on the small pleasures I’m experiencing today, and I thought I’d share a few with you, my ever-faithful readers: -The cheery, radioactive yellow colour of my pee when I remember to take my vitamins in the morning. They’re time-release vitamins, so I get to enjoy the funk all … Continue reading Small Pleasures
this weeks’ friday five: 1. When was the last time you laughed? This morning sometime, though I don’t remember at what. 2. Who was the last person you had an argument with? Brian. 3. Who was the last person you emailed? Devon. 4. When was the last time you bathed? I showered this morning (just … Continue reading Friday Five