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yah i’m still here, just too tired to update. i’ll try to get something down by the end of the week for all you die-hard readers. Continue reading

For anyone who’s interested why I’m so cranky and uninclined to post anything in the past few days, I’ll fill you in. If you are inclined to not give a damn, or blame some sort of strange mortal sin on the misfortune that’s befallen my family as of late, you can stop reading here. Friends may continue to the extended entry.
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What Is Your Battle Cry? Zang! Who is that, stalking along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Peechie, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, her voice cometh: “I’m going to torment you in such an unsafe manner, I will be high on life for years to come!!” Find out!Enter … Continue reading Battle Cry

They do. Continue reading Just when you think things can’t get any worse…

Q: Where does the fat from Lyposuction go? A: Into those gel wrist pads for keyboards/mice. Continue reading Question and Answer

I try to refrain from posting logs – but this one was just too precious. Some little peon begging my favour. A bit of background first: This guy is an absolute idiot, who identifies himself by the fact that he got angry, shook his child, and ended up in the slammer. He also claims to … Continue reading It’s not easy being me, but somebody’s gotta do it

Life: Hey Jen, what would you like more than anything tonight? Jen: A relaxing evening and a restful full night’s sleep Life: How ’bout some nausea with some insomnia tossed in for fun? Jen: Great. Asshat. Continue reading life’s a bitch.

I have a great need to focus on the small pleasures I’m experiencing today, and I thought I’d share a few with you, my ever-faithful readers: -The cheery, radioactive yellow colour of my pee when I remember to take my vitamins in the morning. They’re time-release vitamins, so I get to enjoy the funk all … Continue reading Small Pleasures

this weeks’ friday five: 1. When was the last time you laughed? This morning sometime, though I don’t remember at what. 2. Who was the last person you had an argument with? Brian. 3. Who was the last person you emailed? Devon. 4. When was the last time you bathed? I showered this morning (just … Continue reading Friday Five

TrixiesCircle I Limbo Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated moviesCircle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Militant VegansCircle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow The Pope, George BushCircle IV Rolling Weights PETA MembersCircle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx ScientologistsCircle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas RiceboysCircle VII Burning Sands … Continue reading Hell

Either I am an idiot, or my internet sucks tonight. I’m trying to get to all sorts of sites today, and they all seem to be randomly down, and none of them are (at least not obviously) connected in any way that I can fathom. Why, I ask… WHY??? At least I had a few … Continue reading inter-what?

We interrupt your day for an important announcement… ok everyone, go listen to this song, now, because it kicks ass: Married by Elvis – Barlow. I don’t know where you’ll find it, they have no website to speak of yet, and their CD isn’t being released until Aug. 26th. But I promise you, if you … Continue reading Mu-Zak

1. How much time do you spend online each day? Considering the backbone of my workplace is the internet, at least 8 hours. Tack on another 1 or 2 if I’m doing stuff at home. 2. What is your browser homepage set to? Google 3. Do you use any instant messaging programs? If so, which … Continue reading Friday Five

So my roommate’s friend is in from T.O. and is staying with us for the week. We were all in the living room area chatting, roommate’s friend was standing behind the couch fiddling with something in her bag when I hear it…. …. A FART! Not just any fart, but a real ripping rumbler. It … Continue reading Fluffy

The time has come for me to answer all of your intriguing questions! I do believe I can even fit them all into one entry! Here are the questions – check the extended entry for the answers.

why would anyone pierce a piece of furniture?
oh, cooch piercing. i thought it said “couch”.
yeah, let’s hear about that.

Posted by mikey at August 13, 2003 12:08 PM
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whats your shoe size?

Posted by spark at August 13, 2003 12:51 AM
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everyone lately seems at a loss for what to write about, myself included.
you should write about sex, drugs and rock and roll.

Posted by p at August 12, 2003 04:26 PM
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a tame one:
why do you have your own site on your Blogroll?

Posted by colin at August 12, 2003 04:14 AM
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tell us something personal about ya! all us people who don’t know you IRL are at a loss…

Posted by col at August 11, 2003 11:12 PM
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What donna said.

Posted by Kyndra at August 11, 2003 08:44 PM
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I want to know more about your cooch piercing. 🙂

Posted by donna at August 11, 2003 06:55 PM
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