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…I’m gonna go eat worms! Actually, everybody loves me, but I went after the worm anyway! I had that stupid nasty wormblaster virus. If your PC is acting up at all, I highly recommend downloading the worm remover tool from Symantec (a much easier and more effective solution than the whole modem unplug/replug scenario), then … Continue reading Nobody Likes Me, Everybody Hates Me…

I’m totally at a loss for what to write about. Life just hasn’t seemed all that exciting lately, and definitely not worth blogging about. That being said, I’ve still got a desire to write about *something*. So this is what I’m going to do: I’m opening it up to the masses. Is there anything you … Continue reading At a Loss

You are 14% geek OK, so maybe you ain’t a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you’re probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who … Continue reading Everyone else is doing it…

Right here baby! It’s so nice to be appreciated and recognized for your abilities 🙂 Continue reading Where is the Love?

I saw this little gem on GoFish, and just had to share. My favorite part is where it is suggested that “heavy women refrain from wearing hip-huggers”. HALLELUJA! If only someone could make the same recommendation about Spandex. UPDATE: Why doesn’t anyone bother telling me when links don’t work? It’s fixed now. Continue reading Thong Song

I am so sick. Fortunately it’s “head” sick, not “entire body” sick, so I can still function, albeit a little slower than usual. I just hope it doesn’t get any worse. Bring on the drugs! Continue reading Sick

I am alive, barely. I have recently rediscovered the joys of working in an office environment where the rule is: one person brings in a cold, the rest of us will get it. So because my head is about to explode, I’ll use bulletpoints. -I bought a Sony Clie. It’s hella nifty. Anyone out there … Continue reading Alive, barely.

I had a great weekend, and although it was long for some folks, I get to be at work bright and early on this holiday, after a $16(+ tip) taxi ride to work, because I wasn’t smart enough to plan ahead for the “holiday hours” that the skytrain would be running on. Had I thought … Continue reading Weekend

I forgot that my skytrain pass had expired until it was too late today. Damn the new month. So what did I do? I rode home without paying anyway! muahahahaha Continue reading Baby did a Bad Bad Thing!

Tonight I have the dinner of a 7 year old. KD and Meat Cubes. The meat cubes being pieces of pork chop. But only because I didn’t have weiners in the house. Besides, having pork chops makes it a little more grown up. If it were with weiners instead, it would be the dinner of … Continue reading Come ‘n’ git it!

Maybe it’s the new month, or I’m just finally getting my shit together, but I feel like I’ve accomplished a lot this morning. I payed bills and balanced my chequebook, did 3 loads of laundry, cleaned the kitchen, sorted out all my papers to be filed (although filing will have to wait for another day), … Continue reading New Beginning

A recent entry on Darren’s blog really irked me (no offense to the writer or those who share the same opinion though). It was just a glaring example of why Vancouver turned into a “no fun city” Mr. Barefoot seems to think that the fireworks, because they aren’t his cup of tea, aren’t worth the … Continue reading No Fun City

I just noticed that our friendly neighbourhood weiner vendor bears a striking resemblance to big boy. He even struck a pose (albeit unintentionally) this morning as I walked past, one arm in the air (leaning on a tree) with a pensive, yet gleeful look on his face. Continue reading Observation

I had a very good birthday weekend. Now I am exhausted, and will go collapse on my bed and let the fan blow lukewarm air at me. Thanks for the well-wishes everyone! Goodnight. Continue reading Good

In case any of you were wondering when and where the festivites will be, I will be at Roosters Country Cabaret tomorrow night from 7pm-??? I understand that due to a combination of distance, and a distinct dislike of country music, many of my faithful readers will not likely show up, and that is ok. … Continue reading It’s my party