Dinner

Q: How do you know you’re really hungry? A: When the people at the sushi place give you two sets of chopsticks for the take-out you ordered just for yourself. Continue reading Dinner

Mmmm Steamy

Just a note to anyone who may be interested: I’ll be having drinks at Steamworks this evening, to celebrate the leaving of the job. I should be there by 5-ish, show up anytime during the evening if you’re so inclined for some fine beverages and finer company. The more the merrier. Continue reading Mmmm Steamy

Another 45

If you don’t currently peruse The Morning News at least once a week (especially the Non-Expert column), you’re definitely missing out. Today they bring us 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Simon’s song, from 1975’s Still Crazy After All These Years, quotes some mysterious woman as saying there must be 50 ways to leave your … Continue reading Another 45

Take me to your Leader

So… a note to all the granola crunchers who say Nuclear Power is a Bad Idea, and cite Chernobyl as evidence…. EXPOSURE TO RADIATION MAKES CHILDREN SMARTER, STRONGER, FASTER, BETTER! I’m totally hitting up the dentist for a few more xrays this year, and permanently strapping my cellphone to my head. Perhaps I’ll even rig … Continue reading Take me to your Leader

That’s Hot

After days of hearing the hype, I just watched the Paris Hilton Carl’s Jr. commercial. Meh. For those not in the know, the commercial consists of Paris in a Bikini, washing a Bentley and chowing on a Carl’s Jr. burger of some sort. She’s a pretty girl and all, but falls far short of that … Continue reading That’s Hot

Flip Flop

There’s a part of me that wants to spend this last week at the job I’m leaving just fucking the dog and not doing much of anything. Then there’s the other part of me that wants to blaze through all the work I possibly can (which is a fairly ridiculous amount), just to shove it … Continue reading Flip Flop

Lemon Yellow Sun

This is old news, but Pearl Jam is coming to town in September, and tickets go on sale this weekend. Thing is, every time I hear a reminder about the upcoming show I get excited. For about half a second. And then I remember what year it is. And realize that the show is coming … Continue reading Lemon Yellow Sun