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So, bizarrely enough, today I am STARVING. For no good reason. I’ve done exactly the same (actually less, since I didn’t walk to work) this morning as I do most mornings. And I’ve eaten the same. The only difference is that instead of a coffee, I had an AlkaSelzer with Caffeine & ASA. I also … Continue reading Feed Me Seymour!

I knew as I was leaving the house at 6 tonight that I was forgetting *something*. I’ve been back home for about an hour, and I just realized what it was… I FORGOT TO TAPE CANADIAN IDOL! Dammit. Continue reading CRAP

Are you good enough to get into heaven? Courtesy of the lovely frog mama, the definitive answer on whether you’ll go to heaven, or spend an eternity listening to Kirk Cameron read scripture. Directions: 1. Go Here 2. Select “High Speed” 3. Click “No” to Take Kirk’s Quiz 4. Go to hell. Go straight to … Continue reading Am I Good Enough?

It’s really nice to be able to say “you know, I don’t wanna get up yet” in the morning. This was especially helpful the day after meatfest. Although I really wish someone would come over and smack me over that extra hour of being lazy in the mornings, because I really really hate being at … Continue reading Sometimes Flex-time Does Suck…

I hate that time of day when your brain suddenly decides it’s going to stop working, and you just sit like a lump, staring at nothing, waiting for it to turn back on. My monitor here is making a horrible high pitched noise, despite turning it off (and leaving it for a few minutes) then … Continue reading Boring, Pointless Observations on a Tueseday

Some people seem to thrive on drama. I wonder if it’s a coincidence that those same people rarely realize that cubicles are not soundproof. Continue reading Coincidence…. ?

I’ve got a fundraising hot-dog sale going on for the Weekend to End Breast Cancer on Sunday, August 1st. I’m looking for a couple friends who have that afternoon open to come by and help me slag dogs for a few hours. It’ll be in New West, and should last until about 3:30pm at the … Continue reading Wanted: Weiner Handlers

Better Personality Quiz You are an SRDF–Sober Rational Destructive Follower. This makes you a font of knowledge. You are cool, analytical, intelligent and completely unfunny. Sometimes you slice through conversation with a cutting observation that causes silence and sidelong glances. You make a strong and lasting impression on everyone you meet, the quality of which … Continue reading Everything’s better with Butter

So, enough of the angry and bitter Jen. Now that the hangover has subsided, I’ll share my pictures of MEATfest 2004.

The night was super-fun, thanks again to the gracious hostess, and I managed to take down my G&T a bit too fast and be “designated drunken asshole” – oops.

I also “left a little piece of me” at the party, when my earlier cooking wound (don’t look away while slicing an onion) re-opened, and I managed to bleed all over most of the cards in the Pit deck (which is the best game, ever, in case you needed to know).

But, enough of my rambling… on with the pictures!
Continue reading “MMmmmm MEAT!”

This whole Luna the whale thing has me really worried. Not only for the poor whale, but for the people who need to be on the water in that area. I really hope that nobody gets hurt this summer because of the misdirected playfulness of a misplaced whale. I also hope they don’t end up … Continue reading La Luna

Happy Canada Day everyone! Continue reading Happy Canadia Day!

So, thanks to a last minute golf trip, I’m without a boyfriend for the next couple of days. I now have all of Canada Day and Friday night with no plans and nobody to hang out with.

So if you’ve been harassing me to come out and chill, and you’ll be around the next few days, give me a call and we’ll set something up…..
Continue reading “Playmate?”

Everyone has already said most things I was going to say about the election, so just a short post to fill in the few things I still think are worth mentioning. With the votes falling the way they did, I predict another election within 16 months. And I hope Chuck Cadman doesn’t flip back to … Continue reading State of the Union

Proof that there is a God. Last summer I was a victim of the Grande Brownie Frapp ASS. So this is a welcome addition to the summer slushy drink lineup. Continue reading Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Clause

I promise I have things to say about last night’s erection election, but first, I have something very important to share. With all of the political hooplah, it completely slipped my mind that on Sunday it was exactly 1 MONTH until my BIRTHDAY! Please prepare adequately for the festivities and gifting. That is all, carry … Continue reading A Day (or two) Late